Outrageous Warning Labels that’ll make you go ROFL

Warning labels on products, although important, are usually ignored or just glanced over. But sometimes they sound little nuts and can give us a good laugh.

Keep reading for some warning labels so strange that you’ll be left wondering whether these manufacturers were drunk or about to quit their job during the printing process.

For the sleeping beauties

Sorry, ladies. This is one beauty shortcut that you can’t use to speed up your morning routine.

Handle (kids) with care

To all the tired and fed-up parents out there: in case you were thinking of combining bath time and laundry time together, it’s a bad idea. At least someone warned you.

Danger has a direction

I would like to meet the guy who actually did this for this warning to come on the label.

Avoid if you may

“Avoid death”, the label reads, accompanied by a horrific image of a person mutilated under the bulldozer. Thanks for the tip, we would have never thought of ‘avoiding death’ otherwise.

“Cereal” troublemaker

This Kellogg’s cereal bowl, made for kids, above 8 years of age, requires adult supervision at all times. And they say don’t spoonfeed children!

For some powerful brushing

Parody or paranoia? The company wouldn’t comment.

Hanging by the tongue

Hold on people! As tasty as this hanger might look, unfortunately, you cannot eat it.

Watch where your drink goes

Of course, because that’s the first thing we’d think of doing.

So… where then?

That really just defeats the whole purpose of Q-tips.

Thanks! How else would have I known?

A carton of eggs has to come with the warning: “This product may contain eggs.” I am so thoroughly confused that it seems like the evolution just took a U-turn for many of the Homo Sapiens.

I wonder what transpired to make this happen!

The sad fact of the matter is that this label probably exists because someone tried to do exactly what this warns against, injured themselves as a result, and tried to sue the company involved.

We hope these disastrous yet hilarious labels have taught you that for the sake of humor (and safety), always read the warning label before use. Let us know in the comments which one made you laugh the hardest!